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Funny Marriage And Husbands Quotes & Sayings
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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
Unknown
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A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood.
Amy Levy
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Husbands and wives, recognize that in marriage you have become one flesh. If you live for your private pleasure at the expense of your spouse, you are living against yourself and destroying your joy. But if you devote yourself with all your heart to the holy joy of your spouse, you will also be living for your joy and making a marriage after the image of Christ and His church.
John Piper
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Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters.
Nikhil Saluja
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Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
Ogden Nash
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DAUGHTER what is marriage: MOM: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore........
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A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
Melchor Lim
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
Groucho Marx
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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he wont even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
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Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
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To submit to anyone less than Christ is difficult in a marriage. Yet it is Christ who commands women to be submissive to their sinful, fallible husbands. In this sense Christ is the silent partner of the marriage. It is hard for a wife to submit when she disagrees with her husband. But when she knows her submission is an act of obedience to Christ and honors Christ, it is much less difficult.
R C Sproul
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I guess you'll never appreciate your freedom as a SINGLE until you finally find yourself in the four walls of MARRIAGE.
Terry Mark
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Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
G K Chesterton
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Broken marriage, to save or not to save? That is often the question most people ask nowadays whose marriage is on the rocks. Should you really try to save or not save your marriage? It really depends on one's situation. A broken marriage is not something that one wishes for but sometimes it is better that way for the good of everybody. Every marriage has its flaws, no marriage is perfect but those imperfections are not reason enough to split unless of course the main factor that holds a marriage together is gone.
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Broken marriage, to save or not to save? That is often the question most people ask nowadays whose marriage is on the rocks. Should you really try to save or not save your marriage? It really depends on one's situation. A broken marriage is not something that one wishes for but sometimes it is better that way for the good of everybody. Every marriage has its flaws, no marriage is perfect but those imperfections are not reason enough to split unless of course the main factor that holds a marriage together is gone.
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Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be.
Angelina Jolie
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Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be.
Angelina Jolie
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Finley Peter Dunne
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Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
Daniel Tosh
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All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
Lord Byron
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