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Funny Mom And To A Telling Him Quotes & Sayings
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Mom, thanks for teaching me about boundaries by never observing any.
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I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.
Pamela Anderson
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
Roseanne Barr
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Im ok mom. Im okay. Ill be ok. Ill be ok mom. I want to be okay mom. Mom I'm not ok and it hurts.
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Mom, it's so great how much closer we've gotten since you started texting instead of calling.
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Telling someone who's depressed to 'Just get over it.' is like telling a blind person to 'Just look harder.'
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Mom, thanks for providing me with love that's as never-ending as your voice mails.
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That moment when someone hates on you. bi..., my mom thinks I'm amazing.
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On role models growing up: My mom and my older sister. Growing up I never really looked up to any celebrities just because I wasnt close to them. Since Im really close with my mom and my sister, Ive always felt that theyve both really confident. My mom is a really strong person and I really look up to her.
Ashley Tisdale
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(On role models growing up) My mom and my older sister. Growing up I never really looked up to any celebrities just because I wasnt close to them. Since Im really close with my mom and my sister, Ive always felt that theyve both really confident. My mom is a really strong person and I really look up to her.
Ashley Tisdale
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Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories.
Matt Groening
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My Mom always tells me to write A brief thank you note that's polite. To avoid her tongue-lash Thanks a bunch for the cash And please tell her you got it, all right?
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Phyllis Diller
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So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I haven't realised.
Emily Mortimer
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Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling you, this guy is presidential material.
Dave Letterman
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I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.
D L Hughley
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Recently, my personal advisors have been telling me to go to America. Actually, people have been walking up to me in the street and telling me to sod off, but that's the same thing, isn't it?
Alexei Sayle
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Mom, I love you more than a kidnapped white girl running into the arms of Charles Ramsey.
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My mom said to me guess who's doing the dishes tonight? I hit that Soulja Boy and said YOOOUUUUUU!
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
Erma Bombeck
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