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Funny Old People That Poop Theslevs Quotes & Sayings
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The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Women don't poop, they hold it in and it comes out as drama.
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If it's working, who am I to poop on your parade?
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Every time I get excited I have to poop.
Snooki
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He called the shit poop!
Billy Madison
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Why are you making cupcakes when you're just gonna poop them out?
Pete Wentz
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If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.
Kurt Cobain
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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When I'm out of tuna treats Waffle takes it upon herself to poop in the bathroom sink every morning to let me know shes pissed.
Audrey Kitching
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Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.
Jerry Seinfeld
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What I've been telling everyone that loves Carolina football is that we are going to put a team out there that, number one, is in good shape. We're going to be fit, we are going to be able to play the whole game and we're not going to poop out.
Steve Spurrier
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Whenever I feel nervous, I feel like I have to poop.
Kendra Wilkinson
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You mean we, like, need to poop in our pants? -Beavis
Beavis And Butt-Head
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It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
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I totally miss all that stuff. Touring in a van, playing small shows, those end up being the coolest times. Sure, they were terrible at the time, and we slept on a lot of floors next to a lot of cat poop. But when you think about them, they were what brought everybody together. They were like adventures.
Pete Wentz
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
Howard Simons
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