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Funny Parent Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
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I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.
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The fastest way to make your own Anti-freeze is to hide her nightgown.
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I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.
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I can't stand people that don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' Their so stupid...
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
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Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.
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