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Funny Parent Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.
Unknown
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I write for Reader's Digest. It's not hard. All you do is copy out an article and mail it in again.
Milt Kamen
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I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
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The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.
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I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. Turned out it was just a Fanta sea.
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I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my pe..s into a poodle.
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Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid.
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The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, Sugar is lumpy And so is your head.
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Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes
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The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at a cocktail bar.
Sam Ewing
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Children that are raised in a home with a married mother and father consistently do better in every measure of well-being than their peers who come from divorced or step-parent, single-parent, cohabiting homes.
Todd Tiahrt
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I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of the night, I'd probably pay her to tell me jokes. Would that be perverted?
Billy Joel
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If my jokes offend you: 1. Im sorry. 2. It wont happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. and 4. get over it.
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To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people...watch me.
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A good wife comes from God and a good husband comes from the bank.
Evans Amecha
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A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for.
Kenneth Turan
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You make jokes because you're afraid to take anything seriously, because if you take things seriously, they matter.
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Stella Benson
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive
Stella Benson
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Most jokes state a bitter truth
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