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Funny Stupid People Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Henry Youngman
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Rules are just helpful guidelines for stupid people who cant make up their minds. - Greg House
House MD
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Happy Leap Day...An extra day to deal with stupid people.
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Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
John Stuart Mill
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Somewhere between all our laughs, long talks, stupid little fights and all our jokes.. I fell in love.
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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Each of the professions means a prejudice. The necessity for a career forces every one to take sides. We live in the age of the overworked, and the under-educated; the age in which people are so industrious that they become absolutely stupid.
Oscar Wilde
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When a war breaks out, people say: "It's too stupid, it can't last long." But though a war may be "too stupid," that doesn't prevent its lasting.
Albert Camus
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
Kevin Meaney
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You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'
Tim Vine
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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If the 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still 2?
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike Milligan
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Mark Twain
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What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
Unknown
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
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