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Give Me The Keys Your Too Drunk Stewie Griffin Quotes & Sayings
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Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my diaper, and its not a toaster. -Stewie Griffin
Family Guy
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I'm going to kill you!
Stewie Griffin
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Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bi....
Stewie Griffin
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Whats this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G... Oh, thats better than s..! -Stewie Griffin
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Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much that I want to kill her, its just, I want her not to be alive anymore. -Stewie Griffin
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here, a plague there... Omnipotence...got to get me some of that. -Stewie Griffin
Family Guy
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Stewie: What the hell is this? Lois: Sweetie, thats tuna salad. Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.
Family Guy
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Life like piano, white keys are happy moments. Black keys are sad moments but remember both keys are played together to give sweet music...
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I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez moi pancakes! Click click bloody click pancakes! -Stewie Griffin
Family Guy
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I like to go to a red carpet event and see what everybody's wearing and who's drunk and who's talking to whom.
Kathy Griffin
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She don't care if I'm stoned and sloppy drunk, long as she got the keys.
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Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.
Jersey Shore
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Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me a hundred dollars if I took off all my clothes off.
Peter Griffin
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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So I won't give up alcohol, boys, being judgmental or sarcasm but I'll definitely give up drunk texting for Lent.
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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You know you have the keys to a cowboy's heart when you got the keys to his truck.
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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