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I Got The Damned Flu Quotes & Sayings
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With the absence of a flu vaccination last year, I did not take a flu shot; but there is still some immunity that carries over from year to year; but about every 30 years, there is a major change in the genetics of the flu virus.
Michael Burgess
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Having the flu should give you plenty of time to flesh out your conspiracy theories about flu shots.
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The most thoroughly and relentlessly Damned, banned, excluded, condemned, forbidden, ostracized, ignore, suppressed, repressed, robbed, brutalized and defamed of all Damned Things is the individual human being. The social engineers, statistician, psychologist, sociologists, market researchers, landlords, bureaucrats, captains of industry, bankers, governors, commissars, kings and presidents are perpetually forcing this Damned Thing into carefully prepared blueprints and perpetually irritated that the Damned Thing will not fit into the slot assigned it. The theologians call it a sinner and try to reform it. The governor calls it a criminal and tries to punish it. the psychologist calls it a neurotic and tries to cure it. Still, the Damned Thing will not fit into their slots.
Robert Anton Wilson
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I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't holla fu.. the world with my chest fulla smoke.
SPM
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You're damned if you're too thin and you're damned if you're too heavy. According to the press I've been both. Its impossible to satisfy everyone and I suggest we stop trying.
Jennifer Aniston
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Maybe I'm damned if I do, but with every other beat I got left in my heart, you know I'd rather be damned with you.
Meat Loaf
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Snooki was trying to help her girl out, ya know? So she was damned if she did & she was damned if she dont.
The Situation
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Do what you feel in your heart to be right- for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't.
Eleanor Roosevelt
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For better or worse, stepparenting is self-conscious parenting. You're damned if you do, and damned if you don't.
Unknown
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The president is being denounced for not taking the kind of pre-emptive action in Afghanistan that he has been so passionately denounced for taking in Iraq. Damned if he does and damned if he doesn't.
Ferdinand Mount
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Boring damned people. All over the earth. Propagating more boring damned people. What a horror show. The earth swarmed with them.
Charles Bukowski
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Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't
Nancy Cartwright
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Get well soon to someone who thinks they have the flu but probably doesn't.
Unknown
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Hope you recover from the flu shot.
Unknown
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There is no bird flu in commercial stocks.
Michael E Mann
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Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughedinto my mouth.
Louis CK
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Homey I'm just like you, this is what that grind do, look at me my movement is spreadin just like the swine flu.
Maino
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There we times when everybody in the house has the flu. You're cleaning up vomit and it's 2 in the morning, and you're wishing there was somebody else there to help you.
Meg Tilly
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I feel bad for the flu if it has to spend time in my body.
Unknown
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You give me butterflies heart skipping one two. I know you're sick boy I wanna get the flu.
Unknown
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