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Johnny Carson And Gerald Ford Quotes & Sayings
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Carson is an old family name, though my grandma used to watch Johnny all the time and was crazy about him.
Carson Daly
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I had pro offers from the Detroit Lions and Green Bay Packers, who were pretty hard up for linemen in those days. If I had gone into professional football the name Jerry Ford might have been a household word today.
Gerald R Ford
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I am a Ford, not a Lincoln.
Gerald R Ford
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Things are more like today than they have ever been before.
Gerald R Ford
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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
Johnny Carson
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
Johnny Carson
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People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
Johnny Carson
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We're more effective than birth control pills.
Johnny Carson
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An American tragedy in which we all have played a part.
Gerald R Ford
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I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
Gerald R Ford
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I had a lot of experience with people smarter than I am.
Gerald R Ford
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I watch a lot of baseball on the radio.
Gerald R Ford
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I cried when I heard Johnny Carson died.
Victoria Jackson
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If Lincoln were alive today, he'd be turning over in his grave.
Gerald R Ford
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Tell the truth, work hard, and come to dinner on time.
Gerald R Ford
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My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over.
Gerald R Ford
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I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.
Johnny Carson
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Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues.
Jim Fowler
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According to Johnny Carson, I was the guy who Marlon sent out to do all the dirty work.
Jim Fowler
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There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.
Tom Leykis
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