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Just Punch Him In The Face And Get Some Ice Cream Quotes & Sayings
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'Constitutional' is just a real pip of a word. Positively rolls off the tongue. In fact, it's downright fun to say. 'Con-stit-too-shun-al.' It's the verbal equivalent of skipping down the street with an ice cream cone in your hand. It's like a semantic bag of Lays potato chips. You simply can't just say it once.
Paul Feig
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Complain about being fat. Get depressed. Eat ice cream. Feel happy. Gain 2lbs. Complain about being fat...
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Good girls are made of sugar and spice, but I'm a bad bi... made of whipped cream and ice.
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Your love's like honey, sticky and slow, drip drop like rain drops, girl I gotta have some more, your love's like ice cream, creamy and slow, tick tock like my clock, baby wind your body slow.
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Laying in bed wishing I could punch you in the face for being so fake.
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Wishing you can sometimes punch someone in the face with no consequences.
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Sitting at the bus stop, suckin on a lollipop, in my ice cream top, I can make the traffic stop, I can make the traffic stop.
Teyana Taylor
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I miss all the little things. Like him driving with his hand resting on my knee and the way wed share a big gooey ice cream. But I especially miss the hot nights in those motel rooms when he was all around me, the taste, and the scent and the feel of him. And Id fall asleep in his arms, with the sound of his heartbeat being the last thing I heard before going to sleep. I ache with longing.
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Every problem you ever had with another man I gotta face, Started off on thin ice, I'm still here but I can't skate.
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Living Life without a Purpose is like having an Ice cream cone in your hand, letting it melt and drip without eating it. It was yours to Enjoy, but you lost it!
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They say you lose your memory as you grow older. I say 'forget about the past' and live life to the fullest today. Start with ice cream. Happy Birthday.
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Paint the mirrors black to forget you I still picture your face and the way you used to taste. Roses in a glass, dead and wilted to you this all was nothing. Everything to you is nothing.
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In the restaurant business, you never want to have enemies, whereas it seems that many politicians judge their success by how high their enemies are and whether they can show that they can hold their ground and give a punch for every punch they take.
John Hickenlooper
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You punch me, I punch back. I do not believe it's good for ones self-respect to be a punching bag.
Edward Koch
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Rebel souls deserters we've been called. Chose a gun and threw away the sun now these towns they all know our names. The death punch sound is our claim to fame.
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I hate it when I'm taking a drink and all the ice attacks my face.
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If you should go skating On the thin ice of modern life Dragging behind you the silent reproach Of a million tear-stained eyes Don't be surprised when a crack in the ice Appears under your feet. You slip out of your depth and out of your mind With your fear flowing out behind you As you claw the thin ice.
Pink Floyd
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I have a lot of secret uses for sour cream, which is the magic ingredient in my mac and cheese. It's an old-timey, Southern version, and the sour cream makes it that much creamier. Oh, it's so good!
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People say everything happens for a reason... well when I punch you in the face remember that happened for a reason!
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Animal rights group PETA is urging Ben and Jerry's to replace the milk they use in their ice cream with human breast milk. After which, Ben and Jerry's introduced their new flavor, Chocolate Chip Minkcuz they're not gonna use breast milk.
Seth Meyers
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