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Lazy People Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Lazy is a very strong word, I like to call it 'selective participation.'
Unknown
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I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.
Lech Walesa
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Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people.
Hussein Nishah
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Yo mammas so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mammas so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. Yo mammas so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mammas so lazy she pretends to be handicapped to get a good parking spot.
Nate
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I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people...watch me.
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
Bob Edwards
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
Robert Maynard Hutchins
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Where is the remote? All the way over there...Guess I'm watching this.
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Lazy rule; Cant reach it. Don't need it.
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I wish exercising was as easy as eating...
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No. I am not lazy, I am just very protective of my seat.
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Sitting in your towel for ages because you're too lazy to get dressed.
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Lazy Rule: If you spill water, It will eventually dry.
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If laying in my bed for the rest of the day is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
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Staring at something you just dropped and wondering if you should pick it up or leave it and go on with your life.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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