TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Nursing Home J Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Nursing Home J" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Nursing School
Funny
Cute
Hilarious Christmas
Hospitals
Medicine
Doctors
Nurses
Hungover
Hangover
Being Bored
Christmas Thoughts
Grandparents Day
Mothers Day
Humorous
Witty Mothers Day
Women
Clothes
Children
Show more
Feminism
Feminist
Home
Dating
Home
Humor
Relationship
Love
Trouble
Leadership
Family
Mother
Goodness
Cute Love
Relationships
Heart Touching
Happy Love
Heart
Family
Obligation
Philosophical
Thought-Provoking
First Time Mom
Christian
Longing
Distance
Living
Circumstances
Soldiers
QUOTES
Megan and I so despise the paparazzi. We value our private life and our time at home. The last thing I want is to be ducking in and out of places because Im worried about my picture being taken, especially when Im with my son. When they follow me in cars when I pick him up from school, thats really crossing the line. I understand that they want shots of me with Megan, but were pretty boring. They wont catch us out at clubs, getting drunk or being hauled in for DUIs. All they usually get is pictures of us leaving Staples or Target, or walking into a restaurant. But when they start taking shots of me taking out my garbage in the morning, I mean, whats that about? To my mind, the law needs to be changed to help create a safer environment for actors and celebrities.
Brian Austin Green
18 Likes
Sponsored Links
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... ...and you finish off as an orgasm.
George Carlin
168 Likes
Life quotes
Humor quotes
That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every 'superstar,' every 'supreme leader,' every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there - on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
Dr Carl Sagan
6 Likes
Earth quotes
History quotes
Civilization quotes
Mankind quotes
PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. For purposes of humor it is popularly called a trunk. Asked how he knew that an elephant was going on a journey, the illustrious Jo. Miller cast a reproachful look upon his tormentor, and answered, absently: When it is ajar, and threw himself from a high promontory into the sea. Thus perished in his pride the most famous humorist of antiquity, leaving to mankind a heritage of woe! No successor worthy of the title has appeared, though Mr. Edward bok, of _The Ladies' Home Journal_, is much respected for the purity and sweetness of his personal character.
Ambrose Bierce
32 Likes
Famous quotes
That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every 'superstar,' every 'supreme leader,' every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there - on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
Dr Carl Sagan
12 Likes
History quotes
Civilization quotes
Mankind quotes
Earth quotes
Astronomy quotes
Sponsored Links
That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every 'superstar,' every 'supreme leader,' every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there - on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
Dr Carl Sagan
14 Likes
History quotes
Civilization quotes
Mankind quotes
Earth quotes
Astronomy quotes
So the vision of Microsoft is pretty simple. It changed a couple years ago. For the first 25 years of the company, it was a personal computer on every desk and in every home. And it was a very good vision; very rare for a company to be able to stick with something like that for 25 years. The reason we changed it was simply that it became acceptable. . . . And so as we stepped back and looked at what we were trying to do with the programming model, turning the Internet into the fabric for distributed computing, getting your information to replicate in a very invisible way so that it was available to you everywhere, thinking of this programming model spanning all the different devices, we changed to the mission statement we have now, which is empowering people through great software anytime, any place and on any device.
Bill Gates
11 Likes
Internet quotes
I threw away my phone I thought that you should know I'd throw away my home If I had somewhere to go Anything to stop The circle in my brain Anything is better than you Making me feel lame 28 days to kick the habit 28 days to let you go 28 days and I'll be on my own All my life I've been sorry for something Something gets me nothing and nothings such a waste All this time I've been sayin I'm sorry But why should I be sorry for all of your mistakes Why should I be sorry I've had enough of you Please forget my name I'm runnin around on empty Still tryin to get away Anything to kill The consciousness of you Anything to end myself Before the thought of you 28 days to kick the habit 28 days to let you go 28 days and I'll be on my own All my life I've been sorry for something Something gets me nothing and nothings such a waste All this time I've been sayin I'm sorry But why should I be sorry for all of your mistakes Now you'll know what it feels like to bite your tongue Now you'll kno
Ashlee Simpson
70 Likes
Emotions quotes
Set It Off? My shit was Wack in that, Man! I don't feel like I'm a good Actor. I feel like I can do it and I think I'm getting better at it. I think I'm gonna try it next year. Me & Snoop are gonna try and do something. But the reason I haven't done it this far is because I don't think I'm that good at it. Straight up, I didn't think I was that good at it. Over this last year I've been doin' a lotta tests just fu..in' around at home. Practicin' my actin' and havin' people film me, gettin' a couple of my friends that are Actors; just actin' 'em out and what have you. I think I can pull it off now. So next year sometime you'll probably see me on that silver screen. Me & Snoop are plannin' to do a mixture of Car Wash and a Ghetto-ass Odd Couple. (I let out a good laugh at the thought of it) So that's what we gonna try to do.
Dr Dre
11 Likes
I started seeing 11:11 on clocks, receipts, bank clocks, EVERYWHERE about 7 years ago. Here is what I've learned since then. 11:11 is a wake-up call for lightworkers. Lightworkers are people who signed up for a "green beret" type of mission when they were on the spirit plane ( before being incarnated on Earth). What the mission is, in short, is to hold as much Light as possible, as strongly as possible, on this planet. This twenty year period (starting on January 11, 1991) will see matter holding more light than it has ever held before. The vibration on this planet has dropped to a very, very low frequency. That is why it is so difficult to remember our origin, remember that we are all connected, remember who we really are. This is often referred to as the Fall. This mission is very important and very difficult. As I see people around me go through so much, I understand why some go back home. It's intense here right now.
Unknown
12 Likes
Sponsored Links
I too once had a family, Danny. Many years ago I lived in Japan: a pet of my master Yoshi, mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the mysterious art of Jinjitsu, for Yoshi was one of Japan's finest shadow warriors. His only rival was a man named Oroko Saki, and they competed in all things, but in nothing more fiercely than for the love of a woman, Thang Shin. Shin's love was only for my master and rather than see him fight Saki for her hand, she persuaded Yoshi to flee with me to America. But Saki vowed vengeance. I remember it well, as my master returned home to find his beloved Shin lying on the floor, and then he saw her killer. Saki wasted no words, and during the struggle, my cage was broken. I leapt to Saki's face, biting and clawing, but he threw me to the floor and took one swipe with his Katana, slicing my ear. Then he was gone, and I was alone. -Splinter
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
12 Likes
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold My father died many years ago, and yet when something special happens to me, I talk to him secretly not really knowing whether he hears, but it makes me feel better to half believe it. - Natasha Josefowitz A son is a son till he gets a wife; a daughter is a daughter for the rest of her life. - Unknown The greatest gift I ever had, came from God, and I call him dad! - Anonymous Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes. - Gloria Naylor I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much. - Hedy Lamarr I just owe almost everything to my father [and] it's passionately interesting for me that the things that I learned in a small town, in a very modest home, are just the things that I believe have won the election. - Margaret Thatcher My dear father; my dear friend; the best and wisest man I ever knew, who taught me many lessons and showed me many things as we went together along the country by-ways. - Sarah Orne Jewett
DIVYA
74 Likes
The point is that descriptive writing is very rarely entirely accurate and during the reign of Olaf Quimby II as Patrician of Ankh-Morpork some legislation was passed in a determined attempt to put a stop to this sort of thing and introduce some honesty to reporting. Thus, if a legend told of a notable hero that all men spoke of his prowess any bard who valued his life would hastily add except for a couple of people in his home village who thought he was a loony, and quite a lot of other people who had never really heard of him. Poetic simile was strictly limited to statements like: His mighty steed was fast as the wind, on a fairly calm day, say about Force Three, any loose talk about a beloved having a face that could launch a thousand ships would have to be backed by evidence that the object of desire did indeed own a very large seaport. Patrician Olaf II was eventually killed during an experiment conducted in the palace grounds to prove the disputed accuracy of the proverb The Pen
Terry Pratchett
7 Likes
Legends quotes
Yo! My best friend best friend till the very end Cause best friends best friends don't have to pretend You need a hand and I'm right there right beside you You in the dark, I'll be the bright light to guide you 'Member the things-things-things that we talk about. All of the time-time-times that you had your doubts And don't forget all the trouble we got into We got something you can't undo-do Laughing so dang hard, overall the things people say, All the scars we share I promise, I swear Wherever you go just always remember That you got a home for now and forever And if you get low just email me whenever This is my oath to you Wherever you go just always remember You're never alone, we're twins for forever, we'll never change no matter the weather. This is my oath to youI know you call me crazy hmm...sometimes know I call you lazy, and that's most times But you complete me, and that's no lie You are my tuxedo, and I'm your bow tie Were always sing sing singing our songs. On SQ all day, day long. And in my eyes you can do-do no wrong you got a best friend? Sing, sing along You should know, you should know, you should know, you should know, yeah(ohhh) Whoa, this is my oath to you(ohhh) Wherever you go just always remember You're never alone, we're twins for forever And we'll never change no matter the weather This is my oath to you
Cher Lloyd
61 Likes
1
...
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 13
Anxiety
Apathy
Apologies
Apologizing
Apology
Backstabbing Friend
Bad Friends
Being Hurt By Someone You Love
Being In Love
Courage
Dance
Forgiveness
Girls
Judgement
Justice
New Year
Night
Realization
Reminisce
Self Improvement
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™