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Short Funny Kids Quotes & Sayings
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On the one hand, people think they own kids; they feel that they have the right to tell the kids what to do. On the other hand, people envy kids. We'd like to be kids our whole lives. Kids get to do what they do. They live on their instincts.
David Duchovny
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I always knew I wanted kids, but when my mom passed away I was like, 'I want a bunch of kids. I want three kids or four kids, and I want to have that relationship again.' I can't bring my mom back, but I can have children.
Mindy Kaling
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I remember really bonding with the first generation kids, the Chinese Canadian kids, and in high school bonding with the Latin kids and the East Indian kids. It was very interesting because it made me open to lots of musical sounds.
Nelly Furtado
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Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth.
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In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's long.
Pope Paul VI
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
Unknown
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That awkward moment during a test and you don't know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know you're screwed.
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Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.
South Park
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My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
Unknown
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Right now, I do not like kids at all. I mean, I love my fans and everything, but when you have kids following you around all day, it's like, Ugh, kids! Maybe that will change when I get older.
Vanessa Hudgens
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
Victor Borge
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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I want to invest and have my own record label and artists. I want to have a business where my kids, kids, kids will still have something going on long after I'm gone.
Chingy
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We are cutting things kids like-music, art, and gym classes; stuff that kept me in school. This country can't survive without you kids. It's all about you kids.
Tony Danza
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Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echo.. are truly endless.
Mother Teresa
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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning
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My passion is kids, more than just kids is underprivileged kids and orphans.
Tim Tebow
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I'm never going to let nobody take those kids. They Michael's kids. They have no right to try to take those kids. It's going to be a big mess over that.
Joseph Jackson
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