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Uncle Joe Choke Hoe Quotes & Sayings
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When people talk like a hoe, dress like a hoe, walk like a hoe, act like a hoe, but get mad when someone calls them a hoe? Stupid hoe.
Unknown
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if a bi... get outta line she a violent hoe, ain't no pest far from being a whining hoe. fu.. up, she confess, she aint no lyin hoe.
BG
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V.I.P. with M.M.I. you know we gon be stupid. You know I make it rain hoe, Goosey by the bottle, blowin fruity like a mango. Gone and catch this change hoe, yeah we in this thang hoe.
Roscoe Dash
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I need you like a needle needs a vein. Like my uncle Joe when Oklahoma needs the rain.
Unknown
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Champagne by the boatload. Keep a bottle of a Veuve Clicquot in a choke hold. Im rough I choke ho.., cockin a magnum like 44s.
Ludacris
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Okay this how I ride, two bad ho.. inside. One hoe say she ready, the other ho said she tired. I'mma drop this other hoe off, me and the other hoe we gon ride. All jokes aside I'm the get money poster child.
2 Chainz
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My mamma aint no hoe, my daddy aint no hoe, so dont play me like no hoe.
Unknown
18 Likes
Unfortunately, I need you to drive. I can't because I'm on vicodin, I'm not supposed to operate heavy machinery. I will tell you this, if you blink, if you even look like you might be dozing, let alone fall asleep, I'm gonna put my hands on you and choke you out with your own scarf. Wrap that thing around your neck and choke you the fu.. out. I promise. -Peter Highman
Due Date
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Im in the Rolls getting chode from the hoe of your dreams. Asshole, pretty toes, keep a hoe on the scene.
TI
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See I'm unemployed with no boss hoe. While y'all sucking d..k for free I'm broke off hoe.
Trina
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I like a good listener, I like a sense of humor, I like a hoe that likes a hoe just for my amusement.
Wale
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If I woulda known my hoe was just temporary and I ain't talking about the hoe you find in the dictionary.
Flo Rida
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When I read the pilot for Married...with Children, it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of guy. He'd come home from work, and the wife would maybe say 'I ran over the dog this morning in the driveway'. And he would say 'Fine, what's for dinner?
Ed ONeill
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When I read the pilot 'for Married with Children', it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of guy. He'd come home from work, and the wife would maybe say 'I ran over the dog this morning in the driveway'. And he would say 'Fine, what's for dinner?
Ed O'Neill
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Every song you make Joe is really hoe music. I heard you said you wasn't a bi... because you sing. You a bi... because you cling like a bi... that's eighteen.
Common
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Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Kip: Are you serious? Uncle Rico: I'm dead serious.
Napoleon Dynamite
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Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Kip: Are you serious? Uncle Rico: I'm dead serious.
Napoleon Dynamite
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You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
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Yeah it's cheezy hoe, I'm so cheezy hoe my swag got high cholesterol.
Childish Gambino
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My uncle was a hero, Lewis Roundtree. He was not even related to me really, but he was always called my uncle. He was like a father to me. I was closer to him than I was my father.
Ed Bradley
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