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Your Wife Giving Birth Quotes & Sayings
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Were gonna get pregnant someday, we'll carry a heavy baby for about a year, suffer giving birth. We might even die giving birth.
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
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Call it "womb awe" or even "womb worship" but it's not simple envy. I don't remember even wanting to be a woman. But each of the three times I have been present at the birth of one of my children, I have been overwhelmed by a sense of reverence... It was quite suddenly, the first day of creation; the Goddess giving birth to a world... Like men since the beginning of time I wondered: What can I ever create that will equal the magnificence of this new life?
Sam Keen
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Giving birth was easier than having a tattoo.
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Carol Burnett
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I'm 100% against abortion unless you were ....d or you can die from giving birth. The only two exceptions in my book.
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This is the reason why mothers are more devoted to their children than fathers: it is that they suffer more in giving them birth and are more certain that they are their own.
Aristotle
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Women think giving birth is painful, try playing call of duty with lag.
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Sam Levenson
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Women have been giving birth since the beginning of time, but when it happens to you, it feels like a miracle. Henry's truly the most fascinating person I know.
Rachel Weisz
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My natural mother died one month after I was born, apparently due to giving birth at an advanced age.
Koichi Tanaka
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Brasky got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak. The afterbirth was saut�ed mushrooms.
Bill Brasky
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I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask, "Mother, what was war?"
Eve Merriam
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I love being a mother. I loved being a daughter, a sister, a wife. I love being a woman with men. I love having given birth.
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Dear future wife, whoever you may be, thank you for giving me the time and space to make myself a better person for everyone.
Unknown
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Listen to the cry of a woman in labor at the hour of giving birth - look at the dying man's struggle at his last extremity, and then tell me whether something that begins and ends thus could be intended for enjoyment.
Soren Kierkegaard
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We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a baby and sure enough we found out that she was pregnant. So I told them nine months in advance that I wasn't going to tour in September so I could witness the birth of my first son.
Dave Lombardo
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Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too...
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Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.
H L Mencken
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