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Bullshit Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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True love is when you 1st look into the person's eye and realize they are the one you will stay with forever--Reality is when you know what bullshit that is.
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If my jokes offend you: 1. Im sorry. 2. It wont happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. and 4. get over it.
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of the night, I'd probably pay her to tell me jokes. Would that be perverted?
Billy Joel
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To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people...watch me.
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A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for.
Kenneth Turan
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Stella Benson
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive
Stella Benson
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You make jokes because you're afraid to take anything seriously, because if you take things seriously, they matter.
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Most jokes state a bitter truth
Larry Gelbart
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Most jokes state a bitter truth.
Larry Gelbart
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My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
Emo Philips
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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The reason why I speak my mind, and the reason why I get aggressive is because I believe that when negative energy is directed towards you, you need to get rid of it as soon as possible. And most importantly, you need to redirect back from whence it came. In my opinion choosing the higher road and ignoring it is bullshit. Why? Because what ends up happening is that you bottle that negativity inside of you. You carry it. It burdens you. It doesnt just disappear.
Gabe Saporta
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
Bob Edwards
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It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
Lord Chesterfield
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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
George Bernard Shaw
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