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To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.
Payton Smith
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Grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives: Let's eat grandpa. Lets eat, grandpa.
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Linkedin invitations are like herpes...They pop up from time to time to remind you they still exist and nobody wants them.
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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
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Why do banks lock their pens to the desk? If I'm trusting you with my money, dont you think you can trust me with your pen?
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Writer and tequila drinker living in the heart of wine country. It's wine, people, not the ejaculate of Christ.
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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The worst storyline I've ever been involved in I wasn't involved in, because I was clever enough to get pregnant with my second child and they wrote me out and they replaced me with Christine Jones. And thank God - that was the worst storyline.
Erika Slezak
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Almost all your photos that you uploaded on Facebook are all modified in Photoshop. bi...! are you sure you ain't a monster in real life? ...alah
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I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That's one of the reasons people watch the Super Bowl. A lot of them watch it to see the commercials and not the actual game.
Kevin Nealon
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The awkward moment, when Usain Bolt runs faster than your internet connection.
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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash; Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.
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It is not the purpose of the ad or commercial to make the reader or listener say, 'My what a clever ad.' It is the purpose of advertising to make the reader say, 'I believe I'll buy one when I'm shopping tomorrow'.
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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Nine-tenths of the existing books are nonsense and the clever books are the refutation of that nonsense.
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They say life is a gift, and I say waking up everyday is an opportunity to live it.
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The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
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That awkward moment When you're having a conversation telling a really awesome story and then u realize no one's listening to u so u kinda stop mid-sentence
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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