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Dont Lie To Me I Am Not Stupid Quotes & Sayings
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They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fu..ing effort. There is a difference.
Bill Hicks
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Gotta love whitewater rafting. Ten of us are going. Eight will come back. Dont forget to wear your toe tag. Sometimes the bodies dont float down the river for a week or so.
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Im sorry if you dont like me Im sorry if you think I suck but most of all Im sorry, I dont give a fu...
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Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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Just another day out in sunny LA, theres dealers in the streets and the coppers dont play, got my 501 jeans, my crew neck sweater, saggin in my pants cuz I dont know better, in any weather.
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Ransom notes keep falling out of your mouth, mid-sweet talk, newspaper word cut offs, speak no feeling, no I dont believe you. You dont care a bit.
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If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making me dance for you...while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have s.. with some guy I dont even know. On my dads bed.
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Yes, and let me tell you why. That is the reason why I never wanted to drink and I never wanted to smoke. Because I wanted to be able to perform at any time and at any age if I had to. I wanted to keep my options open because I didnt know what would happen in my career. But I dont know because its really not my call and I dont know when I am going to leave. Whatever He says, I have to go do. It wasnt my call. I didnt know when I was going to come here. How will I know when I am going to leave? I may have thought so. But I dont know what He had planned for me. What He had planned for me was to go further than I would have wanted I had to go.
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You dont know the technique so dont tell lies I'll shoot your mom in the back and fu.. the bullet hole until she dies.
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Theres a lot of people out here being misrepresented and a lot of young cats thats not right. If you dont write your raps you can get away from me. I dont want to hear nothing about you from you.
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You could care less about me- I know I know you dont give a fu.. it shows Dont come crawling to me- when it ends I used to actually feel like- your best friend.
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You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream the way you turn me on. I cant sleep, lets run away and dont ever look back!
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Dont be mad because I dont care anymore. Be mad because I once did, and you were too blind to see.
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Being an actress isnt as fun as it may seem. If I dont love something, I stop doing it. I dont love acting anymore, so Ive stopped doing it.
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I actually dont have a life anymore. All I do is dance and sleep when I can. Even then I dream about dancing. I dont know what else is happening with anything else in my life right now.
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