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Drunk Driving Is Quotes & Sayings
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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I'm involved with Recording Artists and Actors Against Drunk Driving. I'm also involved with most children's causes, because children can't help the environment they're in.
Judd Nelson
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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I saw the bus lying right on him. I saw his legs sticking out. I freaked. The bus driver, I recall, was trying to yank the blanket out from under him to use for other people. I just went, Dont fu..ing do that! I already wanted to kill the guy. I dont know if he was drunk or if he hit some ice. All I knew was, he was driving and Cliff wasnt alive anymore.
James Hetfield
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I get yelled at all the time for texting and driving but apparently facebook-ing and driving is ok.
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So much of my life is spent just focused on driving race cars.
Jeff Gordon
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Mom texts you a question while you are driving. Gets mad at you for texting and driving.
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I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
Stephen Wright
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I'm a firm believe in no texting while driving. That means no twitter/Facebook while driving either.
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Texting and driving is extremely dangerous. Tweeting and driving is even worse.
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They should make eating and driving illegal too. That's just as dangerous as texting and driving!
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Working out on your legs and driving is the same as drinking and driving. Not a good idea.
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Songs with sirens in them should not be allowed on the radio as they trick me when I am driving.
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It's like when people talk about driving F1 cars in the rain. I have absolutely no problem with it.
Alain Prost
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Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went.
John Updike
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
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Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.
Chelsea Handler
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