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Drunk Tex Quotes & Sayings
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For as ye have drunk upon my holy mountain, so shall all the heathen drink continually, yea, they shall drink, and they shall swallow down, and they shall be as though they had not been.
Bible
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Elementary school: 'He told me to!' Middle school: 'It was a dare!' High School: 'I was drunk'
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then she get drunk oh and she get low like that that that. She made the dj say he gonna replay this track track track.
Aaron Fresh
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Social networking while driving is worse than texting while driving and drunk driving put together.
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Your life changes. Everything has to be done perfectly, and I didn't follow that. I lived my life as if I wasn't in the public eye. I thought, 'I'm young. I have the right to experience new things, and if I want to go to a bar and get drunk, that's my prerogative.'
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Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
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What I think makes it difficult to not be taken seriously is falling on your face drunk all the time or running around without your underwear on. It's not that difficult to get dressed, and it's not that difficult to keep yourself under a level of control.
Sophia Bush
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If you don't feel strong desires for the manifestation of the glory of God, it is not because you have drunk deeply and are satisfied. It is because you have nibbled so long at the table of the world. Your soul is stuffed with small things, and there is no room for the great.
John Piper
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Never lie to your mother...thats the biggest lesson I learned. I made a decision to go out, sneak out with my friends, get drunk and have s.. for the first time. I own up to that mistake in the book...I talk about that being one of my biggest regrets.
Bristol Palin
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Summer is the time when one sheds one's tensions with one's clothes, and the right kind of day is jeweled balm for the battered spirit. A few of those days and you can become drunk with the belief that all's right with the world.
Ada Louise Huxtable
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Summer is the time when one sheds one's tensions with one's clothes, and the right kind of day is jeweled balm for the battered spirit. A few of those days and you can become drunk with the belief that all's right with the world.
Ada Louise Huxtable
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Summer is the time when one sheds one's tensions with one's clothes, and the right kind of day is jeweled balm for the battered spirit. A few of those days and you can become drunk with the belief that all's right with the world.
Ada Louise Huxtable
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Summer is the time when one sheds one's tensions with one's clothes, and the right kind of day is jeweled balm for the battered spirit. A few of those days and you can become drunk with the belief that all's right with the world.
Ada Louise Huxtable
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That moment when you wake up with a hang over and say I'm not drinking anymore...until the following weekend approaches.
Robert Escalante
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Falling in love is like getting drunk. You wake up with a horrible hangover, swearing that you'll never drink again.
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I don't drink, and I don't smoke. It's a personal preference. My mom has never drunk or smoked. I look up to my mom.
Ashley Tisdale
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I'm involved with Recording Artists and Actors Against Drunk Driving. I'm also involved with most children's causes, because children can't help the environment they're in.
Judd Nelson
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A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.
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Just take a chance let's see if we can make it 'til we're older. When I think about you I get love drunk so I'm never sober.
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If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make you fat.
Will Ferrell
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