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Football Man Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Football Man Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I feel like football players are overworked and underpaid compared to any other sports.
Terrell Owens
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Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.
Bjork
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Before the first year, nobody gave it a chance. Now, 36 years later, everybody knows Monday Night Football.
Frank Gifford
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I love to see Favre playing his best football, and if his mind his right, he'll probably have a fine season.
Ron Jaworski
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I love playing football, being out on the pitch with a ball, and I will be a little sad when that ends.
Dennis Bergkamp
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Football, basketball, and the Olympic sports all have their problems with banned substances.
Jim Sensenbrenner
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It's man's sympathy, with all Gods creatures, that makes him truly a man.
Albert Einstein
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A real man follows the three P's: pray, provide, and protect.
Mario Tomasello
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A man who is not afraid is not aggressive, a man who has no sense of fear of any kind is really a free, a peaceful man.
Jiddu Krishnamurti
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There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.
Mose Allison
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What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
Unknown
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I'm not an optimist but hopefully one day I will be.
Nikhil Saluja
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Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.
Carey Williams
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I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
Nikhil Saluja
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I just tripped over my sister's bras. I guess it was a booby trap.
Unknown
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One of the great things about kids is, they haven't heard a lot of the old jokes. You can get away with the corny ones.
Fred Willard
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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Philips
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We all have that friend that acts innocent but understands all the dir.. jokes.
Unknown
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
David Letterman
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