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Funny 33 Year Old Daughter Quotes & Sayings
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My five-year-old daughter could do that and she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. -Bren MacGuff
Juno (The Movie)
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Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
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When a mother quarrels with a daughter, she has a double dose of unhappiness hers from the conflict, and empathy with her daughter's from the conflict with her. Throughout her life a mother retains this special need to maintain a good relationship with her daughter.
Terri Apter
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As the sun of the old year sets down for a new sunrise of the New Year, hope you also forget all the negativities of last year for positivities of the New Year. Wish you a happy New Year 2014.
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My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.
Bill Cosby
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Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son, and one time for the Holy Ghost. Lift your hands and receive it!!! Your daughter on crack, your daughter on crack, your daughter on crack!!
Madea
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Build yourself to be a woman that when your daughter sees you, she would know you as a woman who work for her goals. Set an example.
Anne Nwakama
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If you're born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a 'Bang.'
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The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers, paws the ground, snorts, runs them off into the underbrush, but when his daughter puts her arm over his shoulder and says, "Daddy, I need to ask you something," he is a pat of butter in a hot frying pan.
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New Year is another opportunity to right the wrongs of last year. It is another chance to live an improved version of what we were last year. Be honest with your resolutions. Wish you a successful year ahead.
Terry Mark
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Things that go on at Happy Times are very funny this year, and if you were watching last year, some of the people you saw then as basically extras emerge as real characters in their own right this season, at least to some degree.
Ellen Muth
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Letting my 13 year old daughter watch four seasons of South Park while we were in Hawaii. That's pretty bad. And we watched it together and the show is not the best content for her age.
Leslie Mann
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The first Superman film took up a huge chunk of our lives, but it was a wonderful time for us. We were young, my daughter was little, we were filming in London for a year, so we became like a close family.
Margot Kidder
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My youngest daughter sings. She's going to be very good. She's graduated from Music School and she's been working down around and getting her feet wet, you know. I had her out with me for a year just showing her the ropes a little bit, but she's going to be all right.
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I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on the ones from last year.
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This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate.
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Watch your back today, guys. 20 year old chicks born on leap day are really only 5.
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A daughter is a little girl that grows up to be a friend..
Ritu Ghatourey
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It's about a father and daughter and the daughter's friend and her relationship with her current husband.
Ismail Merchant
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