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Funny Advice Adviceeholes Quotes & Sayings
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Girls fall in love with funny guys. Personality catches the heart. Not looks.
Vionie Mae Didal
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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Why, Madam, do you know there are upward of thirty yards of bowels squeezed underneath that girdle of your daughter's? Go home and cut it; let Nature have fair play, and you will have no need of my advice.
John Abernethy
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If you're not ready, he'll wait. If he really cares, he'll always be there. If he misses you, he'll always find time for you. If he loves you, he'll put you first. And if he's the right guy he won't leave.
Avieh Concepcion
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When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.
Helen Rowland
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand.
Henri Nouwen
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People don't notice the things we do for them, until we stop doing it
Carson Kolhoff
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Be with someone who makes you happy, treats you right, cares for you, loves you and accepts you the way you are. Don't let other's opinions get in the way of what you feel.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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Your friends praise your abilities to the skies, submit to you in argument, and seem to have the greatest deference for you; but, though they may ask it, you never find them following your advice upon their own affairs; nor allowing you to manage your own, without thinking that you should follow theirs. Thus, in fact, they all think themselves wiser than you, whatever they may say.
Lord Melbourne
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It's queer how ready people always are with advice in any real or imaginary emergency, and no matter how many times experience has shown them to be wrong, they continue to set forth their opinions, as if they had received them from the Almighty!
Anne Sullivan
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Funny is funny is funny.
Bob Newhart
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When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong and when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong. - Homer Simpson
The Simpsons
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Save yourself for the guy with class not the guy with his pants down his ass!
Unknown
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I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
Henry Ford
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