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Funny Being Alive Quotes & Sayings
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Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Stella Benson
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Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.
Richard Bach
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Trapped in purgatory. A lifeless object, alive awaiting reprisal. Death will be their acquisition.
Slayer
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Sorry I've been away. I am alive. I won't be around much, I've got a lot of fixing myself to do, I lost the one thing that kept me sane. Bye
Danny Worsnop
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When shit get deep I'm never afraid to die. Let the money pile up and tell 'em buried alive.
Lil Wayne
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I want to take a dive, I want to take a chance. I want to make the most of every day I have. I want to be alive, I want to be a man cause being wild at heart is really who I am.
Mark Harris
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We're so engaged in doing things to achieve purposes of outer value that we forget the inner value, the rapture that is associated with being alive, is what it is all about.
Joseph Campbell
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The winds of change are all around, can we keep up. Life changes us as we get older. Be proactive and progress, utilize your the will to be alive.
Unknown
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I've always done 20 things at once. It's my way of staying alive, not to keep one dish cooking, but several dishes going. And I'm pretty organized.
Patrice Leconte
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Dear future husband: I wanna make you the happiest man alive as long as you're willing to do the same!
Unknown
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Love is alive when it has time. It is dying when it's hurried. It is dead when it cannot wait.
Unknown
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In the 66 years that I have been alive, there has not been one hour, of one day, of one month, of one year, when there has not been a threat aimed at us.
Frederick Forsyth
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Swearing is industry language. For as long as we're alive it's not going to change. You've got to be boisterous to get results.
Gordon Ramsay
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Good tests kill flawed theories; we remain alive to guess again.
Karl Popper
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I get bored very easily. I have a voracious appetite and I do not feel alive if I'm repeating something I'm good at. So I'm always looking for new challenges.
Jewel
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I act like sh*t don`t phase me, inside it drives me crazy, my insecurities could eat me alive.
Eminem
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I love the tradition of d..kens, where even the most minor walk-on characters are twitching and particular and alive.
Donna Tartt
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So for now, take this down a notch, crash my car through your window. Make sure you're still alive, just in time to kill you.
Escape The Fate
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When the characters are really alive before their author, the latter does nothing but follow them in their action, in their words, in the situations which they suggest to him.
Luigi Pirandello
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The feminine mystique has succeeded in burying millions of American women alive.
Betty Friedan
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