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Funny Birth Day Quotes & Sayings
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This Memorial Day weekend, it is important to remember those who lost their battle to be swimsuit-ready by summer.
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Even though you have free health care, I hope a firecracker doesn't blow off your thumbs this Canada Day.
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Happy Mother's Day to the greatest mom in the world besides Michelle Obama.
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Happy Mother's Day to a mom who didn't intentionally get knocked up to be on MTV.
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Some people think Boss's Day is a just a way to try to get in good with the boss. I promise I would never do that to anyone as smart, respected, and gifted as you. Have a great one.
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Thank you for praising good work, thank you for leading by example, thank you for caring about us and what we do. Thank you for being so terrific to work for. Happy Bosss Day!
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Take comfort this Labor Day in knowing the pressure to have fun this summer is finally over.
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Let's spend Memorial Day weekend damaging our bodies enough to ensure the military never wants us.
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This Friendship Day, I promise to focus mostly on your good qualities when talking behind your back.
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Thanks for not putting me up for adoption unless you're not really my mom...
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In honor of Bastille Day, I promise not to mispronounce my many requests for a menage a trois.
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Happy Memorial Day to someone who would stab himself in the leg to avoid military service.
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For Grandparents Day, I'd like to take you to a nice restaurant that you can plunder for Sweet 'N Low packets.
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Labor Day is a great opportunity to reflect on what you failed to accomplish this summer.
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The biggest honor I can bestow upon America this Memorial Day is not taking my shirt off.
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All I want for Fathers Day is a woman who'll help me reenact the activities that led to my becoming a father in the first place.
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Happy Leap Day...An extra day to deal with stupid people.
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Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
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This Columbus Day, let's apologize for our historical mistreatment of American Indians by losing money at a tribal casino.
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Happy Friendship Day to a best friend who single-handedly raises my family's suspicions about my s..ual orientation.
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