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Funny Black People Say Quotes & Sayings
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I got into my very theatrical phase. I wore only black: a big black hat and wild hair and wild black clothes, and I carried a sword stick. I went there still looking like Miss Florida, and I came back looking very different.
Delta Burke
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
Howard Simons
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The Malacanang Palace announced that the Black Saturday dated April 23, 2011 will be a special non working day. This is to give the Filipino people throughout the country enough time to give importance to Holy days.
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Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
Steven Wright
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God can see a black ant walk on a black stone in a black night
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You know, the edge of black lying on pale pink, or a petal pink pump with a black jagged outline, or something like that... so there's a graphic, you know the sort of shock against pink or black against color.
Marc Jacobs
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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I want to be a shotgun-toting, gangster-robbing black homos..ual like Omar on The Wire.
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George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu.
Unknown
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It doesn't matter if you're black or white... the only color that really matters is green.
Family Guy
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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'd..k', and 'Colon'.
Chris Rock
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Bob Marley performed the 'One Love Peace' concert in Jamaica with the two different warring political sides. There's always been that in black music and culture in general. It's no surprise because black music is such a reflection of what's going on in black life. It's not unusual for hip-hop.
Mos Def
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When we don't have information, we go to the simplest outlook, to black and white. But then we have to lie to ourselves. Black is never as black as you're painting it and white is never as white.
Patricia Sun
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There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one: Rodney King should've gotten his a.. beat for being drunk in a Honda a white part of Los Angeles. Number two: O.J. did it! And number three: Rosa Parks didn't do nuthin' but sit her Black a.. down!
Cedric The Entertainer
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That Rebecca Black moment when you get on the bus & don't know which seat to take.
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I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone. Everyone knows the black one runs faster.
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I have never made a decision based on race and never will. I am admiring of my fellow peers, black film-makers and black actors and actresses. When Halle and Denzel won Oscars, I felt pride because I was black, but never did I analyse their win based on colour.
Cuba Gooding Jr
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I try to speak my points of view about black America, and how I feel about black men and the role that black men should play in their lives with their children and in their lives with their women.
Will Smith
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All the civil rights leaders and people who died, black and white, you know, Mexican, Chinese, black, you name it, all the ones who died for me and for civil rights in this country, you know, I owe that to them, you know, after thinking about it now. And so it was a good thing for me to get out there and put some water on the fire instead of throwing gasoline in it.
Rodney King
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Im so bored of answering that. Are there differences between black actors opportunities and white actors opportunities? Yes, there are. Its been said. Id rather a young black actor read about success as opposed to how tough it was. I get these roles because I can act and thats it. Hopefully thats it. The less I talk about being black, the better.
Idris Elba
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