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Funny Black People Say Quotes & Sayings
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
Lala
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I miss you like a black kid misses fried chicken.
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I was just very interested in the American frontier and the growth of capitalism - those enormous fortunes that were being made, more often than not, on the blood of poor people, black people, Indian people. They were the ones who paid very dearly for those great fortunes.
Peter Matthiessen
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I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
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I'm fighting the label of Black actress simply because it's very limiting in people's eyes, especially people who are making movies.
Whoopi Goldberg
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For a long time I was convinced that the conflict between Jewish people and black people in this country was a media event.
Toni Morrison
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Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
Lewis Black
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I can think of no better way to honor our fallen Civil War Union soldiers than by reminding Confederate flag-wavers that our current president is black.
Unknown
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I'm half Jewish, I'm half black, I look in-between. I dress funny. I play all these different styles of music on one record. It's like, What is he doing?
Lenny Kravitz
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Black people should have recognition for themselves and their backgrounds and their relationships with other people in the world and thus lose some of their alienation. This museum has certainly stood for that in this town.
Katherine Dunham
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Weird people are funny. If you're just completely normal, you're boring. So I so much prefer weird people to boring people.
Bobbie
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
Kristen Chandler
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I liked The DaVinci Code. It just had the concept. The core element of the concept of the book deals with whether or not Jesus had relatives and how they had to hide in these paintings every connection that came or might have led back to Jesus, and its crazy to me that they do shit like that. Is it because Jesus really aint no white boy and hes black? The Old Testament describes him as a black man. The New Testament, the King James version, is some ol funny-style shit. Just for the record, King James was, from my understanding, a homos..ual. I dont knock that, I just dont live by that. I follow the Old Testament.
Busta Rhymes
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If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.
Larry David
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Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.
Donny Norris
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Black people are victims of an enormous amount of violence. None of those things can take place without the complicity of the people who run the schools and the city.
Toni Morrison
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Starbucks acts like they're so fancy. You sell hot black water and muffins. Calm down.
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The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.
Mo Rocca
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Ellen DeGeneres
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You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. Im a black actor, so I cant really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing, and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has got to be great.
Jamie Foxx
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