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*Missed a call* Then you call back, but they don't answer. What? Did they die within 5 seconds?
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
Hussein Nishah
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Call me a slut, call me a whor... Call me annoying, call me a bore. Call me whatever the hell you adore, cause I don't care anymore.
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Call me a flirt, call me a fake, that's just me so give me a break. Call me weird, call me a geek, call me what you want, I'm just unique.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...
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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
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you call them swear words, I call them sentence enchanters.
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Henry Youngman
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The awkward moment when teachers call it cheating but students call it teamwork.
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What do you call a fat guy at McDonald's? A customer.
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
Kevin Meaney
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Hi. Um, my camel called...he wants his toe back!
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.
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So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'
Tim Vine
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You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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