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Call it vanity, call it arrogant presumption, call it what you wish, but I would grope for the nearest open grave if I had no newspaper to work for, no need to search for and sometimes find the winged word that just fits, no keen wonder over what each unfolding day may bring.
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We are invisible to them because we are still the Human Beings, were still the People, but they will never call us that. They taught us to call ourselves Indians, now theyre teaching us to call ourselves Native Americans. Its not who we are. Were the People.
John Trudell
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If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're...you're...booty call!
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I hate it when I tell someone I'll be there in 15 minutes yet they choose to call me every half an hour anyway.
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Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 50 minute clarinet solo.
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Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.
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Women think giving birth is painful, try playing call of duty with lag.
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I didn't grow up to call a woman a ho. That's just how I was brought up. I won't call a girl a bi..., unless she wants me to call her a bi....
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Don't call me a Goddess, don't call me a Queen, just call me the cutest Princess you've ever seen!
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I last longer than Obamacare call center wait times.
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What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.
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A true friend is somebody who you call at 3 a.m. and say "I'm in a prison in Mexico" and he replies "No worries, I'll be there in seconds."
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Stepping up. It's a simple concept. It basically means to rise above yourself; to do a little more, to show you something special. Something like this. Lucas is gone, but that doesn't mean the season is over. As a matter of fact, I say it's just beginning. You might want to stay out of my way for a while. Life's funny sometimes; can push pretty hard like when you fall in love with someone but they forget to love you back, like when your best friend and your boyfriend leave you alone, like when you pull the trigger or light the flame and you can't take it back. Like I said, in sports they call this 'stepping up'. In life, I call it 'pushing back.
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Im A-W-E, some call me awesome. Some call me Vizzy, honeys call me often.
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Taking 'naps' sounds so childish...I prefer to call them 'horizontal life pauses.'
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The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasnt hungry, I just wanted to call some plays.
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I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money.
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