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Funny Captions About Hand On Face Quotes & Sayings
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Turn the lights out now. Now I'll take you by the hand. Hand you another drink. Drink it if you can.
The Wanted
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I mean, I would never want to do anything to hurt my family, but then again I would never want to do anything to hurt myself. And I think they go hand in hand.
Lauren Bush
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Your wealth isn't measured by the cash on hand, it's by the hand you give to those in need. The little things you do could have a big impact in someone's life.
Michael Kilby
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The key is just to ignore the pain, because physical comedy only works if you see someone get hurt and they aren't actually hurt. If someone gets hit in the face with a bat, falls down, and gets back up, it's funny. If they stay down and their jaw is wired shut in the next scene, it's really tragic and weird. You have to pretend it doesn't hurt.
Chris Pratt
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My son I worry about. I'm pretty sure he's gonna be gay. At this point I'm just hoping he's not a bottom. Sorry to sound closed-minded and uptight, but let's face it, no dad wants his son to be gay. Not only do you get no grandkids, but I'm sure high school is no picnic for a fifteen-year-old gay boy. On the other hand, maybe I'm just viewing this through the bifocals of an old heteros..ual dude. The way things are going, my son will probably get his a.. kicked for not being gay. 'Carolla thinks he's too good to suck cock. Come on boys, lets get him.
Adam Carolla
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Omg. Look at me. Instagram selfie.
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I want to live long enough see the day the people in this world put aside their differences and work hand in hand to achieve that state of acceptance of themselves and their surroundings, also known as PEACE.
Nadia Kelifa
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Poverty is a veil that obscures the face of greatness. An appeal is a mask covering the face of tribulation.
Kahlil Gibran
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Lets face it, we've all had our teachers a.. in our face when they were helping another student.
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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
Oscar Wilde
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After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.
Barbara Cartland
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Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.
Dr Seuss
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We learned that economic growth and environmental protection can and should go hand in hand.
Christopher Dodd
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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The rule when you get older, it really is a choice between your a.. and your face. Its a little cellulite on the booty or you look like a hag. As you get older, you need a little weight on your face to look better and younger.
Milla Jovovich
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And nothing prevents men from believing when the guidance comes to them, and from asking forgiveness of their Lord, except that what happened to the ancients should overtake them, or that the chastisement should come face to face with them.
Quran
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Art has a double face, of expression and illusion, just like science has a double face: the reality of error and the phantom of truth.
Publilius Syrus
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A writer never reads his work. For him, it is the unreadable, a secret, and he cannot remain face to face with it. A secret, because he is separated from it.
Maurice Blanchot
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Advertising is salesmanship mass produced. No one would bother to use advertising if he could talk to all his prospects face-to-face. But he can't.
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