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I want to become a student. I want to read Chinese history and go on a dig.
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If we don't change our direction we're likely to end up where we're headed.
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I'm of Filipino, Spanish, and Chinese descent, and was raised on Hawaii.
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Many Chinese saw opium as a poison introduced by foreign enemies.
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If you are bent on revenge, dig two graves.
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Not like Chinese food, where you eat it and then you feel hungry an hour later.
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If you want happiness for a lifetime - help the next generation.
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I just love Chinese food. My favourite dish is number 27.
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