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If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school.
Wayne Knight
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By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn't believe me.
Hussein Nishah
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If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was handsome I would have exactly one dollar...Thanks mom!!!!
Kevin McCarty
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If you can't afford taking your kids to the Zoo, try taking them to Wal-Mart...its essentially the same experience.
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Without love, all worship is a burden, all dancing is a chore, all music is mere noise. All the rain of heaven may fall into the sea. Without love, not one drop could become a pearl.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Math problems: Jane bought 72 sofas...WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY 72 SOFAS?!
Unknown
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Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to want to nail me.
Unknown
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Let's honor Canada today by letting high school kids drink legally.
Unknown
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Life's golden age is when the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car.
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Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your X. Just accept the fact that she is gone. MOVE ON DUDE.
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Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??
Unknown
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You know you're a redneck when you go to a parade and they throw out corn on the cob and hand out tomatoes instead of throwing candy to the kids.
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It's funny how when you're a kid a day can last forever, and now all these years seem to pass like a blink of the eye.
Unknown
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Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
Ray Romano
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I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm playing right where I'm supposed to be. I'm comfortable with that, but in the same breath I'd do something edgy. If someone came to me and offered me an edgy and funny story, then I'd do it.
Eddie Murphy
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School is pointless! English? We speak it. History? They're dead, get over it. Math? We have calculators. Spanish? We have Dora.
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
Jack Benny
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It's not suppose to be this way. The artists, and the scientists, and the poets - none of them fitted in at 17. We're suppose to get passed it. Adults - they see kids killing kids, and they know it's a tragedy because they used to be those kids - the bullies, and the beaten, and the loners. We're supposed to get passed it. You're supposed to live long enough to take it back. Just take it back.
Mouth McFadden
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I think I'm addicted to Twitter. Ive starting losing interest in convos that go over 140 characters.
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It wasn't supposed to be this way. The artists, and the scientists, and the poets...none of them fit in at seventeen. You're supposed to get past it. Adults, they see kids killing kids and they know its a tragedy because they used to be those kids. The bullies and the beaten and the loners. You're supposed to get past it. You're supposed to live long enough to take it back. Just take it all back.
Mouth McFadden
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