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Thus Christian humanism is as indispensable to the Christian way of life as Christian ethics and a Christian sociology.
Christopher Dawson
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I thought of a passage from the book of Jeremiah 29:11-13: For I know the plans that I have for you, declares the Lord. It irked me that too often women are made to feel guilty for seeking the next open door.
Sarah Palin
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Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile...
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Because po..ography is a tool of Satan that exploits and distorts our God-given s..uality, women - especially Christian women - need to understand the increasing threat of online po..ography.
Donna Rice
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Laurence J Peter
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
Hussein Nishah
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Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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Woman was taken out of man; not out of his head to top him, nor out of his feet to be trampled underfoot; but out of his side to be equal to him, under his arm to be protected, and near his heart to be loved.
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Faith makes a Christian. Life proves a Christian. Trial confirms a Christian. Death crowns a Christian.
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Older women should teach younger women the skills and disciplines needed to have a successful home and marriage. Experienced wives and mothers will find their greatest avenue of ministry in teaching younger wives what they need to know to be effective wives, mothers, and homemakers.
John MacArthur
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
Elayne Boosler
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What women rightly long for is spiritual and moral initiative from a man, not spiritual and moral domination.
John Piper
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The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.
Cher
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To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
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Women on their period always ovary act.
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You don't know a women till you've met her in court.
Norman Mailer
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When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West
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For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.
Pablo Picasso
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Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can't see you.
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