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Funny Christian Women Quotes & Sayings
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I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
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There are two ways to rule a women and nobody knows them...
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There's definitely a difference with men and women in comedy. If you wrote a list of the last 20 comedies in the past four years, a lot of them are based on a male character. That's just kind of way that it is. There are some movies that break the mold, but for the most part women in comedies play that lesser role. I think that's changing, and I think that's great thing. There are so many funny women out there.
Kristen Wiig
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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
Chauncey Depew
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fu..
George Carlin
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Women are like telephones; They like to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong buttons you might get disconnected!
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Women are like fish... neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
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My dream is to save women from nature.
Christian Dior
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For years, it's driven me crazy that women don't have better roles, especially in comedies. I know so many funny women but I always felt...misogynist streak is too strong a term, but a dismissiveness.
Paul Feig
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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My dream is to save women from nature
Christian Dior
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Women are leaders everywhere you look, from a CEO to house a wife that holds together a home. Our country was built by women who stand alone.
Denise Clark
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All women crave attention, but Twitter and Facebook exposes all the women that can't function without it.
Mitchell Perry
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Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run.
Phyllis Diller
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Always remember that Hell is un-cool.
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Women don't poop, they hold it in and it comes out as drama.
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I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot.
Marilyn Monroe
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There are more men than women in mental hospitals...which just goes to show who's driving whom crazy.
Hussein Nishah
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Women are angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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