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I just saw a fat guy with a shirt that said: I beat anorexia. Defiantly made my day.
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Whats a male chauvinist pig? A guy who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.
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That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!
Alan Vega
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I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.
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I was in the hospital today and saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was this one can't run away.
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Right guy, wrong time. Right time, wrong guy. New guy, old lines. Old guy, new lies. I just cant choose.
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Aside from Family Guy? I spent most of my career-life on Family Guy. It's a good question. Since Family Guy was my first show, my first original property, and I just finished it...I couldn't tell ya. I don't know that I have an answer.
Seth Macfarlane
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Just saw a homeless guy sleeping in a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. It must be his alarm system.
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He's the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald.
Marlon Brando
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I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me.....Wait.....
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Did it hurt when you fell from the top of the whor.. tree and banged every guy on the way down?
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Tall, blue-eyed, tatted, long hair, funny, respectful, faithful, easy-going.. If I can find a guy with all that, I might get married.
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I think a guy should tell a girl he loves her first. I've heard so many stories of girls dropping the L-bomb first, and it just catches a guy off guard. He's uncomfortable. You never want to say to a guy, 'I love you,' and he says, 'thanks.' Just hold out. If you guys fall in love, he will tell you he loves you eventually.
Giuliana Rancic
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I look around me at all the girls who are always talking about how hot this guy or that guy is, and then I look at you. No one's whispering or giggling about you. You're not the hottest guy in school, but I fell in love with you anyway. I fell in love with you because of your laugh, and your smile, and your voice, and the way you walk and sit and stand, and the way I feel when I'm around you, and because you're my best friend. The fact that your pretty good looking helps, but I fell in love with the person you are. I can't tell you this, cause it might ruin our friendship, but you'll always be the hottest guy in the world to me.
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Call Of Duty will really have a guy thinking about joining the army...then you realize how many times you died.
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Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling you, this guy is presidential material.
Dave Letterman
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'Lucky' is for laughs, and there's really nothing funny that I'm doing on 'Dexter.' I think more than anything, both comment on the fact that anybody is capable of anything. Just because they are the shy guy in the corner doesn't mean that they are a harmless little bunny.
Colin Hanks
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I'd rather see you drink a glass of wine than a glass of milk. So many people drink Coca-Cola and all these soft drinks with sugar. Some of these drinks have 8 or 9 teaspoons of sugar in them What's the good of living if you can't have the things that give a little enjoyment?
Jack LaLanne
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Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information.
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