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Funny Csnt Sleep Quotes & Sayings
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Sleep is like the unicorn it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any.
Unknown
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Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.
Will Ferrell
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I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours and cry.
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Will Shriner
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When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
Oscar Levant
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It's funny how fast you can wake up when you realize you've overslept.
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I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death.
Nasir Jones
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I sleep less, I'm tired. I sleep more, I'm tired. Life is impossible.
Unknown
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Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
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When at night you cannot sleep, talk to the Shepherd and stop counting sheep.
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Taking 'naps' sounds so childish...I prefer to call them 'horizontal life pauses.'
Unknown
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
Tommy Cooper
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Some people who take sleep aids may actually have a serious sleep disorder that the sleeping pills could be masking. By far, the most people we see are those who cant stay awake during the day, and thats usually because they arent sleeping well at night or cant get to sleep because of insomnia.
John Ancy
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Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button...
Punit Ghadge
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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job...slowly raise your head and say 'In Jesus name, amen.'
Unknown
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It's funny how sometimes how the public some people think I was born like this. That I maybe I sleep and I do big muscle, but its a lot of work to look like this and to be in this kind of condition.
Lou Ferrigno
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It was cold, and he was coughing. A fine cold draught blew over the knoll. He thought of the woman. Now he would have given all he had or ever might have to hold her warm in his arms, both of them wrapped in one blanket, and sleep. All hopes of eternity and all gain from the past he would have given to have her there, to be wrapped warm with him in one blanket, and sleep, only sleep. It seemed the sleep with the woman in his arms was the only necessity.
DH Lawrence
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It was cold, and he was coughing. A fine cold draught blew over the knoll. He thought of the woman. Now he would have given all he had or ever might have to hold her warm in his arms, both of them wrapped in one blanket, and sleep. All hopes of eternity and all gain from the past he would have given to have her there, to be wrapped warm with him in one blanket, and sleep, only sleep. It seemed the sleep with the woman in his arms was the only necessity.
DH Lawrence
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People sleep peacably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
Unknown
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Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
Ray Romano
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