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Funny Dirty Pun Quotes & Sayings
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I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
Bob Saget
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
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Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio
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My brother was torturous, I guess, but in a funny way. He used to say to me, 'I'm giving you a gag order,' then stuff his dirty underpants into my mouth. He used to drag me stark naked across the lawn, then hold me up by my ankles for the passing cars to see.
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I'm not a player I just fu.. a lot.
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Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on.
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Yeah I like this, can you feel it. Nothing can save ya. Its that Dirty money.
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It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.
Bugs Baer
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First of all, to say I came out implies that I was once in. Let me be straight about that-no pun intended. I never came out from anywhere.
Amber Heard
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Let me do five of those, and then some slower ones for those kids that can't understand what I'm sayin.
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I think the play actually became bigger than me. No pun intended.
Camryn Manheim
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s.. is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man puts his location in a woman's destination, did you understand the explanation or would you like a demonstration?
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I'm pretty sure people thought I was like a dope rapper.
Big Pun
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Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.
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Are you from Iraq? Because I think you should Baghdad a.. up.
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
Bob Saget
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Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding, if you'll excuse the pun.
John Glover
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Hey yo I'm still not a player but you still a hater. Elevator to the top hah, see you later, I'm gone.
Big Pun
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In Men in Black, it was a very small character, no pun intended.
Verne Troyer
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Sent my wife some pictures of me and bi...es runnin a train.
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