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Funny Dirty Thought Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Dirty Thought" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Yes, I wanted to be a shoe designer, but I never thought it could be a profession. But what was the alternative? Doctor? Too dirty! Air hostess? Maybe not! Then someone gave me a book on Roger Vivier and, cherie, instantly I knew that was it!
Christian Louboutin
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So take a dirty picture for me. Take a dirty picture. Just send the dirty picture to me. Send the dirty picture.
Taio Cruz
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Throwin ones tryin to motivate your body rock. Yea its a dirty money thing, so right about now ima let dirty money sing.
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I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.
Nora Dunn
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Im single so my only sense of decency has any say about where you leave your dirty clothes.
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That awkward moment when someone asks if your hair is wet, but its just that dirty.
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I don't have a dirty mind. I have a s..y imagination.
Unknown
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s.. is a two way treat and is only dirty when it's done right.
Danny Santagato
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Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
Unknown
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Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Charles M Schulz
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Shira: We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty dirty sluts!
No Strings Attached (Movie)
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
Bob Saget
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio
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Study without thought is vain: thought without study is dangerous.
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My brother was torturous, I guess, but in a funny way. He used to say to me, 'I'm giving you a gag order,' then stuff his dirty underpants into my mouth. He used to drag me stark naked across the lawn, then hold me up by my ankles for the passing cars to see.
Zach Galifianakis
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How did s.. come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.
Will Durst
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