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Funny Drunk Friendsunk Friends Quotes & Sayings
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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Once you get drunk with somebody you're friends for life.
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An alcoholic is someone you dont like who drinks as much as you do.
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I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
George Gobel
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I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
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With true friends...even water drunk together is sweet enough.
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With true friends... even water drunk together is sweet enough.
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My friends are all getting married. I'm getting drunk.
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3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholics best friend !!!!
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Sincerest apologies to the friends who have to guess my drunk 'Draw Something' creations from last night.
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I find it funny when people who arent friends in real life are friends on Facebook.
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
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One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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