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Funny Father And Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Father And" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I know who I am as a person, as a father, and as a husband.
Brian Littrell
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And you've got to remember that I'm also the father of nine children.
David Neeleman
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Can't believe all of my friends are becoming a father, growing up is too weird!
Unknown
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To he who avenges a father, nothing is impossible.
Pierre Corneille
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I don't think I was all that late in becoming a father.
Brad Pitt
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My father was the guy on the block who said hi to everyone.
Damon Wayans
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Whoever does not have a good father should procure one.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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I often dream of becoming a father who cooks for his kids.
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The child is father of the man.
William Wordsworth
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Nobody ever says to men, how can you be a Congressman and a father.
Pat Schroeder
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I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
Shubham Joshi
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I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!
Alec Straub
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Your annual booze-fueled New Year's Eve spectacle will surely inspire us all to drink less in 2014.
Unknown
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A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking. Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.
Unknown
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I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
Unknown
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Lets attend an opulent New Year's Eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty.
Unknown
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Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
Hussein Nishah
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
Unknown
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If you're a dude and it takes more than 20 seconds to take of your jeans because it's tight,You Gay !
Boat_Grandberry
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Seeing the irresponsibly dangerous stunts in the Spider-Man musical has prepared me for your New Year's behavior.
Unknown
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