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Funny Female Birth Quotes & Sayings
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Men are trained since birth that happiness comes from tities or bottles. Stay thirsty my friends!
Unknown
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To hope means to be ready at every moment for that which is not yet born, and yet not become desperate if there is no birth in our lifetime.
Erich Fromm
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Birth-control is effecting, and promising to effect, many functions in our social life.
Havelock Ellis
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When I stopped seeing my mother through the eyes of a child, I saw the woman who helped me give birth to myself.
Nancy Friday
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It is futile to talk too much about the past... like trying to make birth control retroactive.
Charles Erwin Wilson
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Whoever happens to give birth to mischievous children lives always with unending grief in his spirit and heart.
Hesiod
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They credited us with the birth of that sort of heavy metal thing. Well, if that's the case, there should be an immediate abortion.
Ginger Baker
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At the end of my life, I have achieved belated fame and recognition in the city of my birth.
Leon Askin
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Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coaching staff, the same rule applies.
Bruce Jay Friedman
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I think us guys are fortunate to have such a great female fan base, from age eight to 80. I know my grandparents have lots of friends who are saying We want pictures of him topless. It is quite the talk in a small town.
Kellan Lutz
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Women have conquered the world. And with everything we go through, it's about time we had a female president. I don't think we're that far away, but it should have happened already. I wouldn't be surprised if Hillary Rodham Clinton runs - I really admire her.
Charlize Theron
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Years ago I wanted to buy an apartment in New York City. I was a single female - I had gone through my divorce - I had three children, I was in show business and black. It was, like, impossible.
Diana Ross
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My first quote was, I don't want to hurt God's people. Jim Bakker's quote was, I was set up by a female.
Jessica Hahn
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The essence of life is the smile of round female bottoms, under the shadow of cosmic boredom.
Guy De Maupassant
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There are many men - such as those often to be found among the Indians - who are refined until they have qualities often attributed to the female s... Yet they are men, and strong ones.
Agnes Smedley
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I tend to project my father figure onto any director that I'm working with, or mother, if I'm working with a female, or it can be confused.
Guy Pearce
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No girlfriend should EVER feel as if she's in competition with another female; point blank PERIOD!
Kiana J Wilson
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But it's a Broadway show, so even if you're Christine in Phantom, you're still a princess. All female leads are princesses whether they're Disney princesses or not.
Christy Romano
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I'm not just a model who plays volleyball, or a volleyball player who supports herself modeling. I'm a female athlete personality.
Gabrielle Reece
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The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.
Maureen Murphy
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