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Funny Floor Quotes & Sayings
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Success is like a high-rise building I'm on the first floor. There are a lot of people in the basement or the parking lot but I was lucky enough to have made it to the first floor and I'm looking to make it to the penthouse.
Justin Guarini
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Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at a floor and think, 'I'd so tap that.'
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Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution, b*tches be trippin...
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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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If my red eyes don't see you anymore. And I can't hear you through the white noise. Just send your heartbeat I'll go to the blue ocean floor. Where they find us no more. On that blue ocean floor...
Justin Timberlake
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Its only good if you don't remember it, one tequila two tequila three tequila floor.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
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Dear guy on the dance floor 'Raising the roof,' you're not raising your chances of getting laid.
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When I was little, I used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed. Now, I pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
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Aim for the sky and you'll reach the ceiling. Aim for the ceiling and you'll stay on the floor.
Bill Shankly
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Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet.
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Social networking is like a club. Twitter is the dance floor, tumblr is the bar and facebook is the people crying in the toilets.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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All systems go out on the floor. This is what you came here for.
Deadmau5
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With my back to the door and you was on the floor.
You Me At Six
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Get low, get loose, get down on the floor.
T Mills
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