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You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move on.
Unknown
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Republican Senator Olympia Snowe warned Tuesday that while she crossed party lines to vote for the new health care bill in Committee, that doesn't mean that she will vote for it when it reaches the Senate floor. Adding, 'come on, guys, chase me.
Seth Meyers
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Fin to pull a nine or pistol little ni... wit mine fu.. dem ni...s it's on. All y'all fall Bizzy gettin bi...es test me bless the floor In any attempt to arrest me stress me lord. Looking at death with the last of my breath.
Bizzy Bone
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Life brings us on our knees. But we have the choice, to keep lying on the floor or to rise again.
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..
Ritu Ghatourey
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I love to fly. I always wanted to fly. It's been one of my dreams since I was 3 years old. I remember saying to my mom, 3 years old, every day, 'I can fly!' Living on the ninth floor, it was dangerous.
Elena Anaya
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I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in a fight. But my friends, my goddamned friends, they're the ones who keep me walking the floor at nights!
Warren G Harding
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Pon bed pon floor against wall. We s.. dem all till dem call. mi Im di girls dem sugar dats all. Welcome di king of di dancehall.
Beenie Man
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House Democrats have tried to increase port security funding on this House floor four times over the last 4 years, and House Republicans have defeated our efforts every single time.
Dennis Cardoza
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I fall to the floor as the tears start to flow, the tears will wash away but the feelings wont go.
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True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.
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Even if you have a small closet area, you can extend it by removing the door and turning it into a recessed alcove. Contrast the wall colour with the tones in your bedroom, add built-in-floor-to-ceiling shelves from a home improvement store and put in bookcase lights for illumination.
Kristin Cavallari
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My New Year's resolution is to never tell you what the person looks like who you kissed on New Year's.
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Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man's upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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I looked out into the sea and saw our love in the endless ocean. I looked to the floor and watched as the waves erased every memory.
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He plots shows like robberies, in and out, 123 nobodies pleased, run the cash and you wont get a wet sweatshirt, the mic is the shotty, nobody move nobody gets hurt, bring the heat like the boy done gone to war, he came in the door like everybody on the floor, a whole strings of jobs like we on tour, every night, on a score coming to ya cornerstore.
MF Doom
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I was in a small office on the second floor of the West Wing with eight other staffers. We'd worked our hearts out and cared deeply about what this would mean for other young people. There wasn't a dry eye in the room, tears of joy for the history that was made, but also tears of sadness because some American dreams would still be deferred.
Kal Penn
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I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.
Ethel Merman
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When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.
Mo Rocca
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