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I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.
Nora Dunn
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If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.
Kate O'Brien
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
Mark Russell
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I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
Danny DeVito
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what, I got to amit this is some funny shit!!!
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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Given a chance I'm gonna be somebody, If for one dance I'm gonna be somebody, Open the door it's gonna make you love me, Facing the floor I'm gonna be somebody.
Kings Of Leon
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Life is intrinsically, well, boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course, it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.
Edward Gorey
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I love it when you...Scream for my IceCream, tell me all you're dirty dreams. Scream sor my IceCream, show me what's your fantasies.
Blood On The Dance Floor
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Music saves more lives than war, so put down your gun and get on the dance floor.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Happy Hump Day...May all your ups and downs today be between the sheets or on the couch or the floor or the kitchen table.
Unknown
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For many years you had me on my knees and my heart on the floor so fu.. love because it doesn't exist anymore.
Unknown
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Can't stop me once I've started, Baby, got me retarded. Don't phunk-phunk-phunk-phunk with my heart.
Blood On The Dance Floor
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The only difference between the Republican and Democratic parties is the velocities with which their knees hit the floor when corporations knock on their door. That's the only difference.
Ralph Nader
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But to the slave mother New Year's day comes laden with peculiar sorrows. She sits on her cold cabin floor, watching the children who may all be torn from her the next morning; and often does she wish that she and they might die before the day dawns.
Harriet Ann Jacobs
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A man in Australia has been fined after buckling a case of beer with a seatbelt, but leaving a 5 year-old child to sit on the car's floor. Earning him the title of 'World's Australian-est Man.
Seth Meyers
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Look...at...me... The green eyes found the black, but after a second, something in the depths of the dark pair seemed to vanish, leaving them fixed, bland, and empty. The hand holding Harry thudded to the floor, and Snape moved no more.
Severus Snape
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I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the rest of my life I'd never take a job in a place where you couldn't throw cigarette butts on the floor. I was hooked on this writing for newspapers and magazines.
Jimmy Breslin
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Now her corpse lies lifeless, where X marks the spot, at the bottom of the ocean floor where X marks the spot.
Chiodos
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