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Funny Floor Quotes & Sayings
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You're a bi..., you're a bi.... I'm sick of your shit. You're a d..k, you're a d..k. Think your words are so slick.
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It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
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I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
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That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside.
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
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Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
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I didn't start working on children's books until I got a job at a book warehouse on the children's floor. When I started reading some of the books, I was so impressed.
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When I started walking and I looked down and I saw on the floor this water, which looked like, you know, water in your basement except it happened to be in the auxiliary building of a nuclear power plant.
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And we slowly finished laughing in the glow of our headlights. Ive given a lot of thought to the nights we used to have. The days have come and gone. Our lives went by so fast. I faintly remember breathing on your bedroom floor where I laid and told you, but you swore you loved me more.
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It blows my mind that anyone could be unkind to anyone. The guy clearing our plates is a person. I don't care if you're sweeping the floor. I don't care if you're cleaning my toilet.
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Gouge out, your eyes, pull your heart to the floor, sweetness love me, tastes me, hears me. Stand back drop to your knees, I'll stand back as you bleed.
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A piece of wall can be visually disintegrated from the whole into a separate triangle by plunging a diagonal of light from edge to edge on the wall; that is, side to floor, for instance.
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
Alyson Hannigan
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