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Funny Fortune Teller Quotes & Sayings
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
Unknown
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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Teller and I worked Renaissance Festivals and street performing - actually more real, no kidding around, Philadelphia street performing than we did Renaissance Festivals.
Penn Jillette
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, big or small, young or old. He doesn't care if you're not smart, not popular, not a good joke-teller, not the best athlete, nor the best-looking person. To your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born. You are his friend and protector.
Louis Sabin
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Fortune is either with you or it's not.
Tom Araya
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Fortune cannot aid those who do nothing.
Sophocles
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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It's O.K. to accept good fortune.
Will Oldham
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From my tribe I take nothing, I am the maker of my own fortune.
Tecumseh
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Fortune favors the brave.
Terence
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Fortune gives too much to many, enough to none.
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Fortune favours the bold.
Virgil
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Every man is the architect of his own fortune.
Sallust
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How fortune brings to earth the over-sure!
Petrarch
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It is we that are blind, not fortune.
Thomas Browne
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Fortune sides with him who dares.
Virgil
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