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Funny Fortune Teller Quotes & Sayings
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My experience has been in a short 77 years that in the end when you fight for a desperate cause and have good reasons to fight, you usually win.
Edward Teller
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Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution.
Edward Teller
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Whatever happens, we are the architect of the fortune or misfortune that befall us in life. Stop! Take time to make a critical analysis of yourself and the situation you find yourself. Better to learn from other people's mistake and experiences, rather than becoming a case study to others.
Kemmy Nola
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Just left the bank I took 50 from the teller (CashMoney). I'm fitting to make it rain so get you an umbrella. We also make it snow we cocaine gram sellers (That Yayo).
Jim Jones
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More often than not, opportunity is disguised as hard work. Recognize it or not, success and good fortune await those who partake.
William E Lewis Jr
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It wasn't success, because Teller and I, by the time Asparagus Valley got together - within a year, we had achieved all our goals. I mean, our goal was to earn our living doing exactly what we wanted. Which is many people's goal.
Penn Jillette
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I write plays because I like it and because I cannot remember any period in my life when I could have been inventing people and scenes. I am not primarily a story teller : things occur to me first as seems with action and dialogue as moments, develop
George Bernard Shaw
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A beautiful face in youth is the result of fortune; a beautiful face in old age is earned by kindness and wisdom.
Unknown
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found guilty. A hypothesis is a novel suggestion that no one wants to believe. It is guilty, until found effective.
Edward Teller
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A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found guilty. A hypothesis is a novel suggestion that no one wants to believe. It is guilty, until found effective.
Edward Teller
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The main purpose of science is simplicity and as we understand more things, everything is becoming simpler.
Edward Teller
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Formal education will make you a living. Self education will make you a fortune.
Jim Rohn
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I took a break from acting for four years to get a degree in mathematics at UCLA, and during that time I had the rare opportunity to actually do research as an undergraduate. And myself and two other people co-authored a new theorem: Percolation and Gibbs States Multiplicity for Ferromagnetic Ashkin-Teller Models on Two Dimensions, or Z2.
Danica McKellar
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Formal education will make you a living;self-education will make you a fortune.
Jim Rohn
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Yeah, racist people look at me like I'm a martian, Check the card, yeah my money lookin dark skinned, Tell the bank teller the black President just walked in, Pac-Man with the grands, I'm, I'm starvin, Fresh to death feelin like I'm in a coffin, Take it with me, I'll get buried in my vault then.
Chamillionaire
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Man I like my drinks high, my lights low and I'm stacking paper like trifolds. 'Til my momma neighbors them white folks. 'Til my account triple O, oh, triple o, oh. Man the bank teller thought it was a typo.
Big Sean
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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