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Funny Google Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings
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James Gandolfini's heart attack at age 51 has inspired me to get in better shape after I finish rewatching all six seasons of The Sopranos.
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I can't tell if you have a better life than me, or better photo filters.
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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to.
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat.
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When looking something up on Google, if its not on the first page of search results then it doesn't exist and my journey ends there.
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Dance like the photos not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Sing like nobody's following. Share like you care. And do it all like it wont end up on Youtube!
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Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.
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I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.
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When going to work has become a nice break from Facebook, it's safe to say you're a Facebook junkie.
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I'd be more upset about the NSA accessing my phone records if I used my phone for anything but texting and taking pictures of my d..k.
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When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
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Linkedin invitations are like herpes...They pop up from time to time to remind you they still exist and nobody wants them.
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I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You're next.
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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
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The awkward moment, when Usain Bolt runs faster than your internet connection.
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook.
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