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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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Thus no member of the commonwealth can have a hereditary privilege as against his fellow-subjects; and no-one can hand down to his descendants the privileges attached to the rank he occupies in the commonwealth, nor act as if he were qualified as a ruler by birth and forcibly prevent others from reach�ing the higher levels of the hierarchy through their own merit. He may hand down everything else, so long as it is material and not pertaining to his person, for it may be acquired and disposed of as property and may over a series of generations create considerable inequalities in wealth among the mem�bers of the commonwealt. But he may not prevent his sub�ordinates from raising themselves to his own level if they are able and entitled to do so by their talent, industry and good fortune. If this were not so, he would be allowed to practise coercion without himself being subject to coercive counter-measures from others, and would thus be more than their fellow-subject.
Immanuel Kant
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The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
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Funny how I want to skip class in order to study.
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
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If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
Jason Alexander
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When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.
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Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
Leslie Nielsen
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If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.
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Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get
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No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.
Rowan Atkinson
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
Ernest Hemingway
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It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
Adlai Stevenson
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Deja Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
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