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Funny Irish Guy Quotes & Sayings
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As they say, one thing led to another, and, ultimately, the British and Irish governments asked me to serve as chairman of the peace negotiations, which ironically began six years ago this week.
George J Mitchell
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But I'm not that guy, Rachel, and I don't want to be. So maybe the elite girls just aren't for me. But one of these days, I'm gonna meet a girl who really loves me. Maybe she won't be what you call hot, but I'll think she's beautiful and I'll tell her so. I won't be mean to her because I don't have to play games with her. I'll just be the guy she can always count on and that'll be enough. And she'll be elite to me.
Mouth McFadden
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Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl: Okay. Guy: And then we can play with this dog.
American Dad
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While you're ignoring her, another guy is giving her attention...and while you're giving her problems, another guy is listening.
Unknown
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Girl: How much do you love me? Guy: Well, look at the stars & count them. That's how much I love you. Girl: But, its morning. Guy: Exactly.
Unknown
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Right guy wrong time, right time wrong guy.
Jojo
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If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain.
William Howard Taft
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In this context the British and Irish governments will have to promote a new, imaginative and dynamic alternative in which both governments will share power in the north.
Gerry Adams
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I loved Jack Ford. I got him in his later days, and he was a total tyrant and a total autocrat and an Irish drunk. But I had a great time.
Richard Widmark
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May you always have walls for the winds, a roof for the rain, tea beside the fire, laughter to cheer you, those you love near you and all your heart might desire.
Irish Blessings
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I learnt to appreciate, respect and love women the way you're supposed to. I don't have a problem showing a sensitive side. I have feelings, and I care about things and people, but I also like to see guys kick a.. when it's necessary. I am still a guy's guy!
Mark Wahlberg
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In this world There is no perfect guy and there is no perfect girl. But only a less than perfect guy and a less than perfect girl can make a perfect love.
Unknown
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Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about telling their guy friends. Similarly, if you're a guy and you pull your pants down, and the girl you're with immediately stats text messaging her friends, you have a small pe..s. Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Chelsea Handler
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St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time, a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into summers magic.
Adrienne Cook
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You think that religion is a thing that is there to help you and to see you through life, and then you wake up one morning and find the entire Irish situation, the civil war that's based on religion.
Midge Ure
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Happy St. Patrick's Day to an Irish relative who came here with a dream of equality and now wants to move back because we elected a black president.
Unknown
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May the sun shine, all day long, everything go right, and nothing wrong. May those you love bring love back to you, and may all the wishes you wish come true!
Irish Blessings
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I live again the days and evenings of my long career. I dream at night of operas and concerts in which I have had my share of success. Now like the old Irish minstrel, I have hung up my harp because my songs are all sung.
John McCormack
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
Unknown
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
Unknown
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